zvaigzdelasas:

ollybollywolly:

annoying-furry:

the song made me so fucking terrified and i thought they were gonna make a pussy i’m literally shaking this music makes me feel like I’m being chased by chicken pussy

Why do some people just teeter on the line of darkness like this?

cow-pea:

lyfelyne:

cow-pea:

poeople think fascism sounds like soviet national anthem but really it sounds like woooohooohooohoooo gonna be best day ov ma lyyyfe ly y y y y y yfe

Fuck you! That is a really fucking happy song and if you don’t like it, you are a sad little person!

i work in retail.

badlotrimagines:

first date with gollum moodboard

gunsandfireandshit:

fatpinocchio:

voxette-vk:

squareallworthy:

argumate:

argumate:

squareallworthy:

argumate:

@squareallworthy:

If “does God exist” is not the same sort of question as “does bigfoot exist,” then it’s not a very interesting question.

 - the real bigfoot exists in our hearts

 - hell is a state of separation from bigfoot

 - since I can postulate an entity hairier than any other, that entity is bigfoot

 - every culture has their own cryptids, there are many roads to bigfoot

 - we cannot prove that bigfoot does not exist

 - if believing bigfoot exists makes you a better person, then bigfoot exists

My definition of bigfoot is that he is simply the wonder and unity of the cosmos, which we all experience every day.

some people try to find concrete evidence of bigfoot in the world, but that is missing the point of his glorious majesty that suffuses all of us.

bigfoot has abandoned us.

bigfoot is dead

Bigfoot hides to test our faith in him

Why does Bigfoot allow good people to suffer?

The greatest trick the Loch Ness Monster ever pulled was convincing the world it didn’t exist

iskwekan:

ah, the crescent moon….the tasteful sideboob of the lunar cycle, 

blm1997:

hotmeat89:

heardbook:

thetyrannosaur:

hotmeat89:

hitting-on-cullen:

hotmeat89:

penguitron:

hotmeat89:

lowtiermemer:

hotmeat89:

eastbayfatman:

unbossed:

hotmeat89:

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

just shot a load in his wife

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

The fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast

your girl boutta be the feast soon as you get deployed boot boy

World Heritage Post

adelaide-ill-omens:

calamitys-child:

Oh to be a Victorian dandy, wildly bisexual, living in the days before anyone had realised what drugs actually did to you and there was a new Sherlock Holmes story every week

We had that, it was tumblr in 2012 and it sucked

karnalesbian:

usedly:

she read this post with her pussy

dogls:

chromolume:

buses are so iconic they’re like “this little number tells you where I’m going hop on if you want idc” and everyone at the bus stop is like “wig”

were really running out of posts to make huh

texidorstwinge:

weirdgirlcore:

weirdgirlcore:

the worst part about good omens getting popular is that it has now convinced thousands of people that those stupid sunglasses that crowley wears are actually cool

this picture is worth one thousand words

those who do not remember history are doomed to repeat themselves

thetyrannosaur:

hotmeat89:

hitting-on-cullen:

hotmeat89:

penguitron:

hotmeat89:

lowtiermemer:

hotmeat89:

eastbayfatman:

unbossed:

hotmeat89:

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

just shot a load in his wife

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

theproblematicblogger:

feminists-against-feminism:

dreamy-hates-everything:

feminists-against-feminism:

unstumpabledeplorable:

berqamot:

theproblematicblogger:

So I have a question for my followers: are there any conspiracy theories you’re 100% convinced are real

Canadian prime minister Justing Trudeau is the illegitimate son of the late Cuban dictator Fidel Castro

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Castro with Treudeau’s parents

holding Justin’s older brother as a baby

Supposed parents are both white, yet Justin has Brown nipples

See, the nipples angle is just not something I would’ve thought to pursue

1000$ says his brother, who actually looks like his father Pierre, has pink nipples.

Do we have a picture of Fidel’s nipples? My searches have yielded fakes and forgeries.